Just a reminder for those Yankees and West Coast Liberals considering the move to Texas. We have more Pit Vipers, Scorpions, Black Widows, Tarantulas, Brown Recluses, Wolf Spiders, Water Moccasins, Alligators and Coyotes than 48 other States. They can smell a Liberal for 10 miles and will move towards them. You’ll be a lot safer getting pushed in front of a Subway up there.
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